Thursday, May 8, 2008

Wake Up! Set Phasers To Stun

This Phaser Alarm Clock is perfect those that hate the early morning wake-up. Nine out of ten times when you have to wake up early you are cranky as hell. So what better way to start your morning off right that shooting the very thing that's depriving you of sleep!

Here is how it works: energy from a power cell (battery) passes through all three modules and is then routed through shielded conduits to the prefire chamber, a sphere of gulium arkenide-reinforced LiCu 521, 1.5 cm in diameter. This energy is stored temporarily by a charge barrier, which then collapses the energy, discharging it through the LiCu (the 'emitter crystal') as a pulse of energy. The beam hits the target man thus ceasing the daunting alarm ringing. If you think your phaser-toting skills are top-notch, keep this thing as far away from your bed and practice before class every morning. Available now at ThinkGeek.

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