EF Tester: Jay-Z Needs A Stylist

Monday, July 7, 2008

Jay-Z Needs A Stylist

Yet again we find Old Hov struggling...smiling but struggling. He must be going through some sh*t with wifey or something. Whatever it is, he needs to fire his stylist Donald Trump style! To all the Hov fans, yea dude can rap, but dress, I think not? He's on the same level as Chingy or Luda with the gear. Fresh kicks...check, pants...huff, belt...average, jacket...huff, shades...huff. Hov you are trying too hard to be fly, hire EF to make sure you get fresh and it's a wrap for the Old Hov post.

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AnonymousJuly 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM
i knew you was gonna post ths pic hahaha...but yeah this is a rather huff pic....
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AnonymousJuly 7, 2008 at 6:47 PM
LMao...leave old Hov alone.
the jacket is crack...he just put the outfit together wrong.
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AnonymousJuly 7, 2008 at 7:03 PM
his jacket is extra small
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AnonymousJuly 7, 2008 at 7:47 PM
the jacket is huff...who wears that pattern on a bikers jacket? better yet who wears this outfit to a tennis match? Hov just let EF help you get it right...
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AnonymousJuly 7, 2008 at 11:30 PM
He got on too much gray and did the outfit wrong. It can be done, but he just ain't pull it off
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Monday, July 7, 2008

Jay-Z Needs A Stylist

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