Monday, April 28, 2008

Euros: What Is Your Wallet?

I just got an urgent newsflash from MSNBC: the American dollar is worth as much as a wooden nickel with a crack in it. For those of you who may not use US currency, the American dollar has been falling at a uniform rate for the past few months of this recession. Meanwhile the European Union’s currency is adding up to over 50% more than America’s. So you be the judge, or do I need to spell it out for you...stack Euros! All you college kids about to graduate, why go to Europe when you';; only have half the money you left the US with! There is only one remedy to this situation: cop this Martin Margiela Euro Wallet. Inside you have leather billfold compartments while the outside is masked by a 5 Euro note with a band tied around it. Looks like you got Euor stacks...until you open and reveal those emaciated greenbacks. Double whammy, this joint cost $387 (American) sorry Charlz that's bread! Cop one at Oki-Ni.

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