Just To Make Sure You're Good!

Spring time is coming fast, and some of us may start to look for jobs. Here are some helpful tips, you might want to look into, to insure that summer job or internship.

Tips on How to Pass a Drug Test: Before the Drug Test

• Tips on how to pass a drug test. Tip # 1. Exercise.
  Exercise every day up to 48 hours before your drug test. This is most important for herbs because the drug metabolites for marijuana (THCA) are fat-soluble and are stored primarily in the fat cells of the body. Yes, that's right, skinny herb users get off much easier and will loose the THCA metabolite much quicker than larger ganja smokers. Be active. Skateboard or walk to class. The weather will be getting nicer, so go on mad walks with wifey Jog to the corner store instead of driving. Do whatever it takes to burn the fat and boost your metabolism--but do NOT diet.
  
• Tips on how to pass a drug test. Tip # 2. Eat.
  Eat fiber, carbohydrates, vegetables and foods high in protein as normal, but avoid fatty and greasy foods (particularly butters, cream sauces, and fried foods). Do NOT skip breakfast. Eat often throughout the day, but avoid eating late at night when your body has nothing to do with those extra calories other than store them as fat. Do NOT go on a crash diet to burn fat. When you diet your body panics because it thinks you're starving. Your metabolism will drop and your body will hold on to those fat cells even tighter than before.
  You want to keep your body metabolism at a steady, hearty pace all day long.
  
• Tips on how to pass a drug test. Tip # 3. Drink Water.
  Drinking water will help to flush toxins out of your body, especially when combined with healthy eating and exercise habits. Just keep some water by you and sip on it all day long. You can down several glasses this way without having to overdo it.
  
• Tips on how to pass a drug test. Tip # 4. Maintain Creatinine Levels.
  Eat red meat and have more sex! Flushing your system may cause the creatinine levels in your urine to drop. Creatinine is a natural protein created by the body and is usually excreted in the urine at fairly constant concentrations. When the urine is diluted by frequent urination and extra hydration, the creatinine level in the urine will drop. Creatinine levels are tested for in labs and a low creatinine level may indicate to the lab that you have attempted to flush your system of drugs. This will usually not cause you to fail the test, but you may have to retake it. This won't work miracles, but: Creatinine levels can be boosted slightly by eating red meat and frequent workouts with wifey or Veronica. Hey, it's worth a try anyway.