This one is for our homies in the UK...London MySpace, the world’s premier social network, launched MySpace Comedy UK, a brand new entertainment channel destined to become the home for comedy on the internet. Whether it’s rare clips from big names, specially-created shorts from new acts, amusing animations or hilarious footage from TV, MySpace users will exclusively be able to discover, share and connect with the best in established and new comedy talent. This is great way to catch quality versions of Curb Your Enthusiasm. I personally suggest "Buy Some Herb" episode available on the home page. Good looks Myspace! You guys make it easy to have access to hours of comedic enjoyment all in one spot. check it out here
I snagged a note from FB, it's none other than The Artist Kentaro. College is over so now all of our female friends are bringing home what they call "potentials". This is how Kentaro vents on the matter...apparently artists can be comedians too. Dear Girlfriends,
Stop bringing every John, Bob, and Roger you are dating back home to meet 'the boys'. It is just awkward for us, and him for that matter. No one is really happy about the situation. To be honest, with all due respect, after the third, or fourth boyfriend you bring back home to meet 'the boys'...
you just look like a slut with a revolving door.
We understand that you like him at that moment in time. That's cool, love is great...but WE don't have to like him, and we probably won't. If, by some outside chance we meet him don't make a big deal out of it for example: "(insert generic white name) is coming! you guys HAVE to meet him!!!". You are simply setting up an adverse situation for all involved parties.
Your logic of: "He is important to me, and you are too, so I want you guys to get along" is fatally flawed. If I were to extend your logic, are you asking me to get on his shoulder to create one colossal-super-boyfriend? Two good things do not necessarily mix. Shaq and Kobe. Sex and Protection. Guns and Alcohol. (Although all those things put together could result in an interesting night)
Finally, after we meet him don't ask: "he's nice right? he's cool?" because all I have to say to that is...
the guy is a F*CKING DOUCHE.
If the situation was reversed, you better be nice or I will drop kick you in your ovaries. Male kinship is different than that of a female's. It is different because it's REAL and LASTING not FAKE and SEASONAL. Yes, this is a double-standard, but you are used to it. What is another unfair social construct to bear?.
I love YOU, not the lame-loser that is currently holding the temporary lease agreement to your vagina.
A few people may remember the familiar name...Stanley Ipcus, from the Oscar nominated film The Mask(1994). The film starred Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz...peep this clip, then teleport to see the new and improved 2008 Ipcus, comedy
Like they say, once a fool, always a fool...pure comedy
Back in the day, Rastio was getting into trouble. Here's a news clip we found explaining some clever stash moves using record sleeves.Let's just hope Rastio learned from his mistakes.
So my friend Erica (can text in her sleep!) sends me this goog-chat message at like 12:23 in the morning. It's a cartoon video with a hidden message. We are the generation that was the first to have cell phones become a standard accessory in our lives, but have you noticed how our communication methods have become increasingly more digital over the years. Text messaging was not really that poppin back in high school until junior, senior year. By that time the whole country had caught on and it was "the" feature to use for communicating with friends.
Now you know this trend is old when parents and old folk are using text message slang, or even texting you! In the past 2 years text messaging has become a widely accepted form of communication, often times used instead of verbal communication. People are drifting away from the traditional phone conversation, I assume to avoid awkward moments or just save time. Personally I think this is kind of weird because you cannot express emotion through a text, it's easy for messages to be misunderstood and that's not a good look. But for all you text-message pimps out there, do what you do! The video is comedy, the message behind it is dead real though too!
"Post Secret is an ongoing collaborative project from Frank Warren that started as an art installation in DC in 2004. Warren had thousands of people anonymously send him postcards admitting their deepest secrets, which he then used to unveil the underlying humanity in all of us. Some are funny, weird, scandalous, heartbreaking, and even terrifying. If nothing else, these postcards truly embody the gamut of human emotion in a wonderfully honest and refreshing manner.""The project has been so successful that four Post Secret books have been released, a blog was created where new postcards are updated weekly, and to this day cards with people’s deepest secrets continue to flood the Post Secret mailbox everyday. It’s hard not to be touched by people’s honesty from all reaches of the globe, and most folks decorate their cards in pretty wild manners, so make sure to stab a bookmark in postsecret.blogspot.com"
This is where you come to find exclusive tunes to either blast in the wheels, chill with a shorty or friends, and of course we got smoke tunes. Oh yea, if you want one of the songs below, just email us and we'll email it to you! Enjoy
Crank This Joint:
Gucci Mane - Throw Up
Gucci Mane - Star Status
Relaxation Understanding:
Busta Rhymes Ft Royce Da 5'9 - Freestyle
Nero - From The Galaxy of Andromeda
Two To Beam Up:
Coughee Brothas - Don't Get Me Wrong
Coughee Brothas - We Gettin High
Here are a few terms we actively use in our blog. We want to make sure our readers understand our slang, it just makes the experience more enjoyable. OD- This term stands for "Over Dose". It means when something is crazy wild in a good way, or too extra in a bad way. Walking down the DC streets wearing Teva sandals, socks, and shorts in the winter time is OD! In the same respect, the new Mercedes Benz C63AMG is OD!
Dope- We use this quite a bit when talking about a product or movie, it's just another word for cool
Crack- Not as controversial as it sounds, we use "crack' to describe something that is just out of this world fresh. We may say something like: That new EF post is CRACK!!
Went In- When a rapper shows extreme lyrical ability in a verse or whole track.
Rastio Lyool- A close friend to the EF family. Originally from Africa Rastio migrated from Jamaica to Brooklyn, NY. He played a large role in the "eh doesn't affect me" movement of the 90's. Rastio is like Tommy off Martin, ya digg.
Fux With It- We use this when referencing something we really like. If your in Stussy or CmonWealth and you see a crack pair of kicks you'd say: "oh these are crack, I fux with them"!
Huff- use this when you talk about something WACK...Like if you see dude rocking some Kool-aid Reeboks, you'd say "damn, his shoe game is HUFF" you can also use the term to describe when you get carried. So if you're talking to a shorty, and you ask for her number, she looks you up and down, blinks 3 times and walks away...you got HUFFED!
Teleport - This converts a person or object into an energy pattern (a process called dematerialization), then "teleports" it to a target, where it is reconverted into matter (rematerialization)...in short it lets you read the full post
Takedownables - This is a new term DCBG created to describe dimes or beautiful women who are simply irresistible, and therefore must be taken down accordingly. Being a takedownable is the ultimate status and compliment, better than winning Ms. Universe or World's Sexiest Woman. Hope this helps you understand the lingo.